A Duke of Url and Duchess Review: Love Month.

Introducing the "Duchess", a fine lady who will keep the Duke in line.

Welcome to the February Edition of the Duke of Url.
For the Lve Month, the Duchess (Karen)
has agreed to contribute a "He Said/She Said" repartee
while reviewing some of the classiest sites on the Net.

You are the heart-breaker to visit the Duke this year.

At this classy site you can learn all about lawn croquet. Yes Duke, it's wonderful... if you like watching grass grow.	I think the nice folk would prefer to visit this romantic site and order a kissing machine.. Kissing machine? There you go again… thinking wishfully.	Think about this, here is a guy that thinks he knows 1001 ways to be romantic. It's in print, must be true. Don't knock it unless you try it… cutie.
For your convenience and her delight, send an email valentine from this rare site. Duchess, you're a pooo-et.	No day is a good day for the trots.	In KFC's Buckets of Love contest, couples reveal their secrets to marriage. Hmmm, secret ingredients and grease- good combination.
If you tell someone you love them in a foreign language-- are you committed? I must say Duke, you're a real inspiration.	Soooo, how well do you click? Homearts has a quiz, actually seven of them, to find out how you click in the romance department. Good Grief! Why do I have to keep proving myself?	Toys, novelties and such. Don't know what you'll find at Archie McPhee's site. Is it classy? Must be-- the guy eating the slab of brains is wearing a tie.

This is a classy site, I love the hints about applying make-up -- especially color coordinating. However, if you are not into make-up, and what guy is, go here and see the latest tuxedo fashions. Better go with him girls, he might need help. This Y&R soapy site has a flare for drama. Just what we need, more drama in our lives. Try this page, it's about headaches. That's an odd subject Duke. There are sites only for women, this is one of them. Oh Geesh! Just for that, here's a bathing suit site. Two can play that game cutie! Go here girls. As usual, she gets the last word. Right!

Time to satisfy your appetite, tease your senses and arouse your hormones. The nose knows no no's. You really like to dwell on this subject, don't you Sugar Plum.	Sugar Plum, maybe you ought to pay attention to this article. What is this about? Spider Fur, Bat Drool and stuff like that. It doesn't work, been there, done that.	Ummm, don't take this the wrong way, but this site makes choosing hair colour as easy as 1,2,3. I often wonder, why more men don't colour their hair? Just kidding, of course. ;-)
Utne readers, Senuous like me. Or, how I got back in my body through my nose. Now you're talking Duchess. Right on!	Definition of a horse show: A bunch of horses showing their asses to a bunch of horse's asses showing their horses.;-)	While I was at Utne, I read this- "The Goddess Myth, the golden age of female divinities was a bad time for women." Eh eh. No comment!
CHATELAINE CONNECTS: Chatelaine magazine's Web site is a very classy site indeed. Women to women? I notice a lot of that stuff these days. Harrumph!	Okay guys, here is a site touted by CNN, MSNBC, USTODAY AND BABYZONE. Can they all be wrong? I wonder why they don't tout female sites. Chuckle, snort!	Maybe we can agree on naming a baby the scientific way. I think this site is cool. Maybe, but I find nothing wrong with junior.